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5 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Public Restroom »

Surprisingly I had never seen this video before by smashandgrabpro, but it's been around for like four years.


The description ends with some clever repitition I wish I would've thought up for this site ...

5 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Public Restroom has received recognition in a number of student film festivals and was regularly aired on SCTV (Santa Cruz Television) in 2004. Experience John and Will's heartfelt tribute to the trials and tribulations of public porcelain.

Here's the short transcription ...

#5: Hold the stall door open courteously.

#4: Not wear shoes.

#3: Look under the bathroom stall.

"Hey man!"
"Jesus Christ!"
"My stall's out of toilet paper!"

#2: Die

And the NUMBER 1 Thing NOT to Do is:

Turn the lights off while someone else is in the bathroom.

"What? Hey hey! Whoa whoa! Excuse me!"
"Hello?!"
"Anyone there?"
*howl*
"WOLVES?"

what SHOULD you do

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