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Here's a funny bathroom notice which tells it like it is while being instructive:

If the picture isn't showing up for you, here's the text of the sign:
OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS
BATHROOM CLEAN
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GENTLEMEN
YOUR AIM WILL HELP. STAND CLOSER
IT'S SHORTER THAN YOU THINK
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LADIES
PLEASE REMAIN SEATED
FOR THE ENTIRE
PERFORMANCE
If you know where this sign came from or have another funny restroom sign in mind, please contact me!

If the picture isn't showing up for you, here's the text of the sign:
BATHROOM CLEAN
-----------
GENTLEMEN
YOUR AIM WILL HELP. STAND CLOSER
IT'S SHORTER THAN YOU THINK
-----------
LADIES
PLEASE REMAIN SEATED
FOR THE ENTIRE
PERFORMANCE
If you know where this sign came from or have another funny restroom sign in mind, please contact me!