Alli Diet Pill and Constipation Cure »
Introducing the miracle diet pill "Alli
", which proves advancements in fat loss technology have allowed us to overlook the stygma of poopting yourself in favor of losing weight. It's now okay to soak your pants with dookie if for the good cause of dropping some poundage. Just remember to wear dark clothes to hide that stain, because these aren't necessarily normal bowel movements.
Among the teeny-tiny side effects (err treatment effects) is your new ability to poop pizza oil. Yes, this takes the anal leakage we loved with Olestra (remember the WOW campaigns?) a step further! Nothing like uncontrollable drool coming from your ass end. This is just too frickin' hilarious; can you imagine the infomercial on this product?! I think Enzyte's Bob should do one ... "the once daily tablet that allows you to ... weeellll, we'd rather not say."
", which proves advancements in fat loss technology have allowed us to overlook the stygma of poopting yourself in favor of losing weight. It's now okay to soak your pants with dookie if for the good cause of dropping some poundage. Just remember to wear dark clothes to hide that stain, because these aren't necessarily normal bowel movements.Among the teeny-tiny side effects (err treatment effects) is your new ability to poop pizza oil. Yes, this takes the anal leakage we loved with Olestra (remember the WOW campaigns?) a step further! Nothing like uncontrollable drool coming from your ass end. This is just too frickin' hilarious; can you imagine the infomercial on this product?! I think Enzyte's Bob should do one ... "the once daily tablet that allows you to ... weeellll, we'd rather not say."