Big Orange Butt? »
What else could this monstrosity be?
We knew to expect it this time down I-85 through South Carolina. The first time--twenty years ago, when the kids were young--it came upon us quite unexpected, like spotting the plumber's rump protruding out from under the kitchen sink when you walk into the house with an armful of groceries. It just sort of demands one's attention, and this is even with the purported taming down of its buttness since those days.