Employee Orientation Video #17 »
Parody of orientation videos, a generic "The Company" tells new college students how to deal with their new cubicle life.
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The end of the video mentions salvageyouryouth.com where you can find more of the orientation videos.
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EMPLOYEE ORIENTATION
Video #17
Thank you for joining The Company.
Now that your student days are over, you're probably thinking there isn't much left to live for.
Well, that's correct.
However, the shrewd employee always manages to salvage some refuge in ... the restroom.
Here you will sit on your throne of serenity, meditating on the impressive pile of work at your desk.
Yes, it can get ungodly foul at times, but your senses will adjust.
And although this type of "me time" is frowned upon, just mention the word "diarrhaea" and nobody's gonna say a thing.
The end of the video mentions salvageyouryouth.com where you can find more of the orientation videos.
