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Nice Room, Gross Bathroom »

She has bathrooms on the brain, but who can blaim her:

Dirty ToiletWhen my husband and I got into our room we were very impressed and thrilled that we had found such a good deal. The room was on the top floor of the tower and was modern, renovated, and appeared clean. Until we started to settle in. I went into the bathroom to give my son a bath and quickly saw that the toilet had not been cleaned. There was a hair and dirt on the back of the toilet just behind the lid. Down the side of the toilet were streaks, dust, and something black and flaky stuck to it. And the inside of the bowl had brown stains. There was mildew in the grout in the shower and hairs in the bathtub. I called the front desk and they dispatched someone from housekeeping. Someone came in about 15 minutes and was very apologetic. They didn't hesitate to clean the toilet but did admit that there were some spots they couldn't get to come off.

The refrigerator was dated but kept bottled water at a cool temperature. The bed was very comfortable, clean, and the pillowers were nice.

Besides the bathroom, the rest of the room was fine. Howerver, I was so disgusted that I had a hard time relaxing afterward and didn't enjoy my stay very much.

Someone did a number on that bathroom! Maybe it was housekeeping ...
"Housekeeping! you want black flakey turds?"
"What kind of place is this!?"

Okay, maybe you didn't get that; imagine your best Chris Farley impression and instead of hand jobs they're offering a rear shmear.


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