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No Dog PoopEven if you do not own a dog, you may wish to have a sign of one ... if only to tell those that do have dogs that their doody is not welcome on your lawn. Sound interesting? Check out the "no poop" section of allsignsco.com. Here's a little wiff of their wit ...

A Rust free Aluminum No dog poop sign is a must to keep your lawn free of those awful land mines. The sign no dog poop works to inform others of your concern. A yard sign no dog poop sometimes is all it takes to let a dog walker know you don't want their dog poop in your yard! Our aluminum signs no dog poop are available in four sizes.

Heh ... "rust" ... yeah. Those are fine and dandy, but I think I prefer my signs with a dash of dry British humor:

attention dogs

DO poop here?

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