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This outrageous item was posted on a Congress blog where posts can only be added from Capitol Hill IP addresses or computers:

http://www.drugstore.com is selling "Chicken Poop Free Range Chicken Poop Lip Balm"

A man has been ordered to pay nearly $3,000 to the woman who became seriously ill in April after opening a parking ticket envelope in which he had placed dog dung.

I farted in front of my boyfriend. I still attest I had no responsibility for it; my best friend, also hanging out with us, decided to tickle me. I fought it, but in the middle of one squeamish giggle, I let it rip. Because of that embarrassing moment, I learned a very important lesson about dating- and believe me, I learned it the hard way.

This is probably the best fart sounds library one could ask for. Click and play.

The city-council of Hoboken, New Jersey voted unanimously to amend a town ordinance to allow for the posting on the city's website (http://www.hobokennj.org) of pet owners that fail to clean up after their dogs do their thing. In addition, penalties for violators have been increased to a maximum $2,000 fine.

Well, who doesn't want to have a farting mobile phone in their pocket?

I know that I shouldn’t really describe an inanimate and usually helpful object as a circular area that shoots poop, but anthropomorphism allows me that benefit. And there’s really no other way to describe it.

The tiny Canadian-founded fertilizer company, which makes a completely organic and friendly plant food from worm droppings, has responded to a lawsuit from a giant competitor by taking off the gardening gloves.

san francisco decides to harness the methane power of poop and collect dog droppings in order to convert poop into a green and renewable source of energy....

The Scotts Miracle-Gro Company, a $2.2 billion assets giant which has at least a 59% share of the relevant market, has sued tiny TerraCycle, Inc., an inner-city company founded by college students to create an eco-friendly business. TerraCycle manufactures completely organic garden products comprised of worm castings (poop).

A screenshot of the Digg homepage recently with the story "Is The Internet Dumbing Us Down?", right below it is an intellectual and high brow story about, you guessed it, poop.

My favorite line: Passing that gas mixture causes the anal sphincter to vibrate, producing a veritable symphony of sounds depending on the force with which the gas is expelled and the resistance of the sphincter.

When it comes to finding cleaner greener sources of electrical power, we’re going to have to start thinking out of the box a bit if we want to reduce carbon emissions and increase efficiency. Coal, solar, wind and hydro may be the most common sources to power your home, but now you can now add cow poop to the list as well. And no we’re not kidding…

TerryCycles flagship product is plant food made from worm poop packed in reused soda bottles. The company was founded in 2001 by two Princeton University students who had the dream of building a company that is financially sucessfull and at the same time ecologically and socially responsible...

Either Amazon’s product-recommendation engine has sprouted an insidiously wry sense of humor, or one of the code monkeys in the Amazon offices is having a bit of fun.

Nothing like some quality fart and giggle time.

Dare to ride in the big box of smelly death.

Disgusting but true

A description of alli, an FDA approved pill and it's gory side effects on obesity.

Title says it all ...

Does your kid have a dirty mouth? Wash it with this...

Works similarly to the Monk-e-mail, if anyone caught that. Click the words to make Bush say 'em. Must See! I just had him porking Pelosi and Clinton while expounding upon the virtues of Medical Marijuana and Fart Huffing. I am not kidding. from current.tv

Especially when the said fart “lingers” and someone has overkill the room with Axe Body Spray (Paul). Honestly, we all blow hot air from time-to-time… whether it be talking smack to our boss about how busy we are, or literally blowing ...

Farting is described as "security guard" for maintaining a healthy diet with this pill. I especially like the description of this guard in the form of "loose, frequent or explosive stools, gas and oily discharge."