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To make a point about politicians, reporters, journalists and celebrities, zanymart.com is selling a "load of crap" on eBay... REAL POOP.

Every 100 "pops" gives you a random sound including "door chime", "barking dog", "sexy voice", the eternal "fart" noise, and more! As an added bonus, among every 1000 pieces is a "puchi lucky" toy with a heart-shaped bubble.

Here's a question: Would you take a medicine whose possible side effects included making you poop in your pants? I'd guess that it'd have to be a pretty important pill to make it worth the risk (treating a mild headache wouldn't cut it). And I'd also think that such a med wouldn't fly off the drugst

Ok. I realise I've obviously missed out on some form of intellectual stimulation somewhere because of my ignorance, but who the frick is Ronn Moss and why the hell has this geriatric old fart appeared in every single magazine I've opened this week?

Best opening paragraph in newspaper history:"Imagine having your house ravaged by hard-drinking teenagers who doused your clothes with urine, pooped on your piano, and played catch with 10 pounds of homemade meatballs while you were away for the day."

A funny but plausible solution to the woes of the recording industry and declining music sales? You be the judge.

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According to the Raleigh News & Observer, books like Poop Culture and What's Your Poo Telling You are ushering in a glorious new era of intellectual poop humor. Not interviewed for this article: Mr. Hankey.

The party house sustained about $18,000 in damage. Youths defecated on a Steinway grand piano, ejaculated onto stuffed animals, and sprayed a urine-filled Super Soaker water gun at upholstered furniture.

POOPED party girl Lindsay Lohan has extended her stay in rehab at Malibu's Promises centre, her mother says."She's going to be doing extended care," Dina Lohan said outside a Long Island courtroom for a conference on her ex-husband's request for visitation rights with their children.

A scene from a movie where two young kids chat with a possible woman.

its gross. its poop. nasty. theres a teddy bear sitten on a toilet taken a poop!!!!!!!!!!!

What is a fart and what produces the terrible smell?

Why is everyone with a guitar/orchestra/nose flute/theremin/trombone/choir/church organ/euphonium/hand fart/analog synth/ukulele/clarinet/ocarina/vibrophone/accordion/tuba/11 string bass guitar/annoying voice jumping on YouTube to record the Legend of Zelda theme?

So last night I went to SuperHappyDevHouse and they were monitoring peoples google searches as well as all the other network traffic. So I Decided to have some fun and blow up the ICMP. They were running OpenWRT and it turns out theres a flaw in it. I ran a script that sent out 40,000 pings and then Disconnected at which point the Router Pooped.

Laugh hysterically as you play this fun game. The object of the game is to literally BLOW the bad guys away with your farts. Click on a bad guy then click your mouse to aim a powerful stinker at him and make him gag with the stench.

...I came in as a woman wearing a pink cowboy hat w/sequins was half-way through an animated story about dog-poop,jerks who steal parking spaces,& other perils of downtown living. I too would love to tell someone that if their dog craps in my yard just ONE MORE TIME, I'd blow their fricking heads off. In my universe though,I'd just get sent to jail!

Addicted to popping bubble wrap? Then PuchiPuchi is the right thing for you. You can take it with you and you will never run out of bubble wrap but take enough batteries with you. And to surprise you every 100 pop is a fart,barking dog, door chime or a sexy voice.

Bandai makes a portable bubble wrap simulator...with fart sounds.

TOLEDO, OH - An impromptu game of sandlot baseball between the Toledo Jr. Mudhens and the Sandusky Cove Crabbers was complicated, but not cut short, by a mad pooping dog, who dashed spuriously from the concession area and dropped a pungent land mine straight down the third base line, just askew of short.

Look at this picture and guess what might have happened ?

"THE RELIEF FART: Sound or odor don't matter on this one. What matters is the tremendous sense of relief that you have finally farted. Some people will even say, "Wow, what a relief". Very common."

Associated Press headline, via Yahoo: US may reduce forces in Iraq by spring. Yeah, and if Gen. Ray Odierno eats enough coal between now and then, he may poop diamonds by spring. I suppose both could theoretically happen. I doubt that either will. Why does Odierno continue to tell such easily debunked lies? Figures lie, and liars figure.