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George Bush's presidency proves a dismal failure. What if he stopped doing what he's doing and served the best interests of America for the next 18 months? What actions might he take to pull his presidency out of the toilet?

If you got dogs, then you know about having to clean up the dog poop. usually buckets and bags of the stuff sitting around until trash day are the alternative. This article gives you some insight to permanently solve the issue.

And Apple sells over HALF a BILLION iPhones in a single weekend (^o^)/But that's OK . . . The Zune is still the number 1 top selling "30 Gig hard drive based video MP3 player in both the Poop Brown and Pepto Bismal Pink demographics" (0_0 )?

I'm not sure of whether I should laugh or cry when I read recently how the Kansas City International Airport has decided to install "foot basins" in the restrooms at the airport to accommodate growing number of Muslim cab drivers at the airport.

A review of Chore Wars, a site that gives you experience points for cleaning house (and will motivate you to clean toilets).

Where would we be without the fart joke? Well, just about every mainstream comedy to come out of Hollywood in the last 25 years would be half as long as their original running time. Money hungry movie execs wouldn’t give a rat’s ass about the 18-25 male demographic let alone every movie they make. Rob Schneider would be a homeless schmuck instead o

Large scale LEED projects sometimes install massive systems to treat and re-use greywater (water from sinks that has been used for washing, as opposed to sewage waste, which is termed black water)

Michelle Malkin has also diddled/dabbled with Matt Sanchez, AKA "Rod Majors" ("Tijuana Toilet Tramps", "Men Who Eat Cum" .......).Minority Republican right-wing media whores will stop at nothing to get attention it seems.

You're in a taxi van with some hot chick when suddenly she has to fart. You think she will hold it but no way. She doesn't. This video is crazy. www.holylol.com funny video sexy video. Author: holylol Tags: hot bitch gonna fart funny ...

Now you can either decorate your room or have some very uncomfortable toilet paper. Whichever you choose, it's free!

EVER RIP A NICE JUICY FART AND SEVERAL HOURS LATER | . | DISCOVER THAT IT WAS MUCH MORE THAN JUST A FART |----------| |--. .--| WAIT YOU MEAN GROWN MEN DON'T poop THEIR PANTS | __/ | REGULARLY ?!?!?!? | || | | || | OH _|__ || __|_ ...

Johnny Depp wishes to portray him : Joseph Pujol (1857-1945), nicknamed "Le Petomane", performed at "le Moulin Rouge" in Paris and was a celebrity in Europe. Actually, the show is going on with Mr Methane.This story is written in french language.

Although the idea of comparing cell phones to toilet seats is downright disgusting, the cold hard facts tell us that they’re much more similar than we’d like to think.

Al Gore set to save the world again this time from killer farts

MENOMONIE, Wis. — Debbie Hulleman's dog Pepper has been known to gnaw on lipstick, munch on shampoo bottles and chew on toothpaste. But Pepper got Hulleman into a real mess after gobbling nearly $750.

A write up on Tree-Hugger about a new website http://www.fartneutral.com

Police said Adamcik groped the woman and knocked her boyfriend to the floor during a costume party. He also was charged with felony destruction of evidence after authorities said he tried to flush a marijuana cigarette down a toilet, but prosecutors reduced the charge to misdemeanor possession.

So.. some ppl digg ur stories while *******.

The AQUS Toilet System is an innovative water conservation device which recycles greywater from the sink for reuse in toilet flushing.

"Hey, you know what dad... I'm not sure about your perspective on the whole God, universe, eternity, spirituality thing... In fact, I've done some significant research, weighed it all up... and I think your theology is essentially flawed. Take a seat you ignorant old, brain-washed fart and let me enlighten you."

A way to make your apartment greener. A relatively cheap gadget that stores water from your sink, and then uses it to flush your toilet.

"Pretty soon (I) came to a pile that had a fifty dollar bill hanging out, part of a fifty, and I said 'Gosh, look at that,'" Hulleman laughed. "There were lots of piles with money hanging out there, so I had to save it, rinse it, strain it."

A woman goes to police after a man tries to push her head against the toilet. This may sound like a joke, but it's a true story and a serious case, which police are classifying as attempted rape.

Peach-coloured toilet roll to match her complexion, and rose petals in the toilet bowl.

We can no longer tolerate seeing The Juice’s life in such shambles. Last night the Yellow Tape had to carry OJ from the bar to the bathroom (again), and hold his head above the toilet like underage college students at our first kegger.