Fart News for July 2007 - P.11 (251-275) »
- Babys father beats son to death because he did not want to be potty trained
This story really made me sad. A father swung is son around because he did not want to use the toilet. He was only 18th months old. Hopefully he will get the chair for this.
- new funny blog full of hilarity
funny blog with lots of humor because its a comedy. Talented bloggers share web space trading riffs like heroin addicted be-boppers. Pee jokes, poop jokes, plenty of toilet humor. more fun than the tidy bowl man at a rave.
- "Poopy Diaper" Vitter Had Escorts Spank him for Soiling his Dipeys!
"Bad boy, David! You pooped in your diapers. That's a no-no. Bend over!" (thwack! thwack! thwack!) And read how the Republican spin machine is trying to do damage control on this hot story.
- Climate Change Stinks: Fart Neutral Aims to Fight Back
Farting has come up on TreeHugger before, but mainly in relation to cows. We’ve seen garlic used to fight cow farts, and we’ve seen scientists using fumaric acid, and plant derived tannins to do the same. ...
- Climate Change Stinks: Fart Neutral Aims to Fight Back
All because of the huge environmental impact of methane emissions from cows. Human flatulence, however, has escaped our notice (at least editorially!) until now. This will all change if Fart Neutral have their way. Worki...
- A video game about...spa treatments?
The gaming industry farts!
- Capsicum spray evacuates Melbourne McDonald's
"When the officers arrived they were confronted by a man wielding a syringe and were forced to use capsicum spray to subdue him," The capsicum spray used to subdue a drug suspect in the toilets spread through the restaurant via an air-conditioning unit.
- The Farting College Women: A bar encounter gone bad
This is a story about three college women who end up taking care of business the old fashion way. I am the author and writer of the story.
- Gray's Colostomy: Can't Stop the Farting
This is a series about a bunch of crazy off the wall doctors who only want one thing: money. I am the writer and author of the series.
- Marvel Marketing Gone Wrong
Ever Wanted to spice up your toilet paper with The Hulk? Maybe an inhaler with the image of Spidey would cheer you up.Well worry not.This link is tons of weird Marvel products, mostly Spider-man and Hulk.WARNING: Site layout is kinda weird.
- Barbra Streisand: Queen of the divas
Rose petals in the loo. Staff banned from talking to her. The bizarre truth about life with La Streisand. Peach-coloured toilet roll to match her complexion, and rose petals in the toilet bowl. One hundred-and-twenty designer bathroom towels also in peach. Ten highly specified designer floor lamps.And that's before we get to the insistence...
- Housing Market Melting Like Ice Cream - We need 24's Jack Bauer Fast!
With the market going down the toilet its time to get tough. What if 24's Jack Bauer was a real estate investor? The realtors, investors, and shaky borrowers would run for the hills
- Best Toilet Plunger EVER!!! [PIC]
It was the only thing around at the time, don't ask why... This could count as technology, but not very high-tech...
- A Fart So Loud It Hurt
Not just once, but 5 times over the past 24 hours I have farted so loudly that my ears hurt...
- Paper Made From Processed Elephant Poop
Journals, greeting card and more paper products all made from cleaned and pressed elephant dung.
- The Cheapest Man in America
He reuses his toilet paper only about 5 times and took his wife to McDonalds once (on their wedding night).
- Russian Toilets
The question of public lavatories is still very relevant in Russia, because there exists a shortage of them, especially in the big cities
- The World’s Largest Toilet [Pic]
“WE ARE SPREADING TOILET CULTURE. PEOPLE CAN LISTEN TO GENTLE MUSIC AND WATCH TV. AFTER THEY USE THE BATHROOM, THEY WILL BE VERY, VERY HAPPY.”
- Hilarious Farting eCards
Includes links to funny farting ecards that include a variety of themes such as a farting lumberjack and a farting old man. Also includes thumbnails that link to farting birthday cards. These are sure to get your friends laughing.
- That Horrible Bathroom Smell Is Gone... Not So Fast
This can't work. Unless a few drops of this extravagantly expensive liquid can form a seal around every piece of crap as it comes out your ass on its way into the toilet water....or can it?
- Now girls can stand up to pee too...
No more sqatting behind bushes, or hovering over toilet seats, simply carry one of these and you can wee like a bloke.
- How dirty are cell phones?
Cell phones can carry more germs than toilets and may make you sick.
- Phones dirtier than toilets
Your cell phone may be doing more than just making a call. [Video]
- Pigeons Revenge
Have you ever dreamed of being a pigeon above a crowded street? Well now you can, all you have to do is aim where the poop goes and see how many people you can hit
- News From Russia
Russia Sold Toilet To US For $19 MillionKENNEDY SPACE CENTER -- NASA has agreed to pay $19 million for a Russian-built toilet system for the international space station.
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