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Chinese scientists create remote control pigeons.

Most pinball machines are great.. but in recent years some crappy games have been made. Literally crap.You really start to think what game designers were thinking or why they're obsessed with toilets.. this can't be a coincidence anymore. Here's the top 5 of literally crappy pinball machines.

The debate rages back and forth about whether cars or cattle are worse for the environment. As a global warming agent, methane is 23 times more powerful than carbon dioxide, and bovines pump the stuff out by the pantsful.

Andrew Maynard is at it again, with Poop House, his answer to the Australian drought. Water is too valuable to be just something that is just used; he turns it into the main structural element of the building. Thinking that the greenest building is no building at all,

"We are sleeping on the floor, we all share one toilet, there is nowhere to take a bath or shower," one of those inside, Mohammed, said by phone. ...

TP BOLEH,TP BOLEH. TP BEAT MJ AND AJ! :D. darn it,now that im back i wana go back to pattaya where i can just sing,play badminton and eat my dunkin donuts. dang,i dont wana take my As.

... 450 soldiers to the devastated area to clear rumble, search for any survivors under collapsed buildings and provide food, water and toilet facilities. ...

... 450 soldiers to the devastated area to clear rumble, search for any survivors under collapsed buildings and provide food, water and toilet facilities. ...

We're flushing the toilet three to four times a day instead of every time we use it." Some of the neighbors have had new wells installed. ...

He said: "When I wash my clothes, I do a full load, collect the rinse water to wash the toilet or flush the toilet. "I try to save water and at the same ...

... 450 soldiers to the devastated area to clear rumble, search for any survivors under collapsed buildings and provide food, water and toilet facilities. ...

She was lauded by Karl Lagerfeld while the public was more concerned about how she coped with the toilet breaks. From a woman who wrote a book on how to ...

... 450 soldiers to the devastated area to clear rumble, search for any survivors under collapsed buildings and provide food, water and toilet facilities. ...

Thanks largely to the goddamn war, my approval numbers are in the toilet (in the 20s for me, and Dick is even worse at 13%!), and the Republican Party's ...

... 450 soldiers to the devastated area to clear rumble, search for any survivors under collapsed buildings and provide food, water and toilet facilities. ...

He farts, ( lifts his leg to do so) laughs and says I'maF***ing fart machine. He is letting them rip. Seems quite gassy today. He laughs thats probably the ...

hhehehe, farts of celebrities also smell bad dude. Have a look here for some good fart humour: Fart Sounds.

... someofmyfriendsareAustralians) but walking round Glastonbury felt like walking round Sydney. 10. 3 nights in a tent vs 5 nights in a tent. 3 days of dirt vs 5 days of dirt. 3 days of longdrop toilets vs 5 days of longdrop toilets. ...

When Brough found his Ford it was in pieces in a garage covered in pigeon poop. "It was a mess." Now the custom interior shines, the tinted glass glistens ...

Wyatt has a horrible diaper rash. I was changing him on the living room floor and I was asking my mom and Lauren what they think we should do about it: Powder or cream? “I think it is because he is walking now.” I said. ...

An expert shares a step-by-step method to toilet train children with autism.

Who knew Bruce Pearl was this talented?

Happy Birthday you old fart!!!!! And don’t try to deny it otherwise I will be posting photos of your white hair here to prove it!!! Bwahahahaha….!!! Oh well, at least you can take comfort in the fact that I like older men? Tee hee! ...

- The opinions on Latitude, in general, seem to come down on the side of "delightful" (apart from the litter). Even a self-confessed miserablist enjoyed it - Hold onto your hats - an MP went on a jolly to Glasto courtesy of the BBC and ...

They've created a "poop posse," passed out bumper stickers - "picking up after your dog is a walk in the park" - laid bark chips and pulled up prickly ...