Fart News for September 2007 »
- Pooping in High School
You got a pooping ritual?
- Bengals Fight Stadium's Pooping Pigeons
The owners of the stadium where the Cincinnati Bengals play have withdrawn a request seeking city approval to shoot pigeons that have been pooping on fans during games....
- Fart Fart - Bizarre Japanese Flash Game
Press the space bar to release farts as vehicles are passing by. If your timing is off, you'll disturb your fellow pedestrian and lose the game.
- Okay, It's A Fart...Got It?
I have to admit that I cannot watch this without laughing. Can you?
- Bodily Functions Screw Up Sex Life!
Queefing, farting, excess pubic hair, etc. - at some point, this stuff inevitably screws with our own, err, screwing. A hilarious article on hot new site the PEEQ breaks it down for you - read it and you'll know what to look out for!
- Tom Cruise fumes over inappropriate fart
Hollywood star Tom Cruise was left furious after a crew member on his latest film set passed wind during a minute's silence.
- Rugger Bugger
This game will make your day - Drink. Eat. Fart. Run. And avoid getting crushed by professional rugby thugs!
- Cincinnati Bengals Relent: No Pellet Guns for Pooping Pigeons
Stadium officials have withdrawn their request for the city's permission to shoot unruly pigeons prior to Bengals games. The mayor and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals had protested the idea.
- chester vday poop
Cartoon of chester poo
- Baby Bjorn Potty Seat
Comes in different colors, low price...simple pooping.
- 'Information' = 'Poop'
According to Thesaurus.com, a synonym for the word 'information' is 'poop.' I myself was very surprised to find out about such a vital piece of poop.
- Media Portrayals Of Men
Burping, farting, ignorant, and virtually useless; that's how the average man is depicted nowadays. Why? Well, that's easy: Because these men won't raise Cain about it. Advertisers put their money on the men because they're pretty sure that a lawsuit won't follow; we just don't get offended. But should we?
- CUT THE CRAP:Cincinnati could kill birds that poop on Bengals fans at games
Operators of Paul Brown Stadium want permission from the city to shoot birds that have been pooping on Bengals fans.At the request of Eric Brown, managing director of the county-owned stadium, city officials are looking into the legal issues surrounding possibly shooting the birds.
- The 10 Greatest Moments In Female Farting
Title says it all
- Tom Cruise does not appreciate farts in his presence, okay?
Tommy Boy was grossly offended by a crew member pooting during a moment of silence.
- Diary of a Lapsed Gamer
What does a Liberal Arts major get when he graduates? The answer is a crappy job, brick-like poops, and a lack of cash to game with. Then what happens when you finally land a decent writing job that does more than pay the rent? You have to catch up on all the games your friends played six years ago...
- Tom Cruise furious with gassy crew member
Someone farts during a respectful moment of silence on the set of his new movie.
- Tom Cruise: Not a fan of farts
Apparently the bunker buying Scientologist lost his rag on the set of World War II drama Valkyrie in Berlin.
- Tom Cruise vows to find farter
Tom cruise flips out because a movie set worker farted
- 'Fart Spray' Attack on Cleveland Restaurant Causes Stinky Situation
Whoever smelt it, dealt it was not the case after a “fart spray” attack at a local Cleveland, Ohio, restaurant. No one was laughing at the attackers’ toilet humor after the stink bomb sent three employees to the hospital, caused $1,000 in food damage, and could result in felony charges for the two men who “bombed” the eatery.
- Blondie: Debbie Harry Teaches the Art of Punk Rock to Pre-Schoolers
If you've ever wanted to see a rainbow-haired pre-schooler ask Debbie Harry if she's pooped onstage, now is your chance.
- Labour pledge to ban old farts to end congestion
The Government revealed plans today for how they intend to reduce the amount of traffic on Britain’s roads during peak times, should they be returned to office in May.
- Google Gadget Ads - Going After the Fart Button
According to Google, Engaging and flexible ad units will give advertisers a new way to communicate with users online. What a load of crap. This is just Google’s attempt to take over all advertising media, or pretty much strong arm other companies into giving up their technology because Google sucks.
- Christina Aguilera Buys Poopy Osbourne Mansion
Why anyone would want to live, much less raise a baby in the well-documented dog poop factory that is the Osbourne Mansion, but Xtina is going for it.
- Do I smell fish? (Pic)
What a life. Eat sleep poop and wait for fresh fish.
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