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The owners of the stadium where the Cincinnati Bengals play have withdrawn a request seeking city approval to shoot pigeons that have been pooping on fans during games....

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I have to admit that I cannot watch this without laughing. Can you?

Queefing, farting, excess pubic hair, etc. - at some point, this stuff inevitably screws with our own, err, screwing. A hilarious article on hot new site the PEEQ breaks it down for you - read it and you'll know what to look out for!

Hollywood star Tom Cruise was left furious after a crew member on his latest film set passed wind during a minute's silence.

This game will make your day - Drink. Eat. Fart. Run. And avoid getting crushed by professional rugby thugs!

Stadium officials have withdrawn their request for the city's permission to shoot unruly pigeons prior to Bengals games. The mayor and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals had protested the idea.

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According to Thesaurus.com, a synonym for the word 'information' is 'poop.' I myself was very surprised to find out about such a vital piece of poop.

Burping, farting, ignorant, and virtually useless; that's how the average man is depicted nowadays. Why? Well, that's easy: Because these men won't raise Cain about it. Advertisers put their money on the men because they're pretty sure that a lawsuit won't follow; we just don't get offended. But should we?

Operators of Paul Brown Stadium want permission from the city to shoot birds that have been pooping on Bengals fans.At the request of Eric Brown, managing director of the county-owned stadium, city officials are looking into the legal issues surrounding possibly shooting the birds.

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Tommy Boy was grossly offended by a crew member pooting during a moment of silence.

What does a Liberal Arts major get when he graduates? The answer is a crappy job, brick-like poops, and a lack of cash to game with. Then what happens when you finally land a decent writing job that does more than pay the rent? You have to catch up on all the games your friends played six years ago...

Someone farts during a respectful moment of silence on the set of his new movie.

Apparently the bunker buying Scientologist lost his rag on the set of World War II drama Valkyrie in Berlin.

Tom cruise flips out because a movie set worker farted

Whoever smelt it, dealt it was not the case after a “fart spray” attack at a local Cleveland, Ohio, restaurant. No one was laughing at the attackers’ toilet humor after the stink bomb sent three employees to the hospital, caused $1,000 in food damage, and could result in felony charges for the two men who “bombed” the eatery.

If you've ever wanted to see a rainbow-haired pre-schooler ask Debbie Harry if she's pooped onstage, now is your chance.

The Government revealed plans today for how they intend to reduce the amount of traffic on Britain’s roads during peak times, should they be returned to office in May.

According to Google, Engaging and flexible ad units will give advertisers a new way to communicate with users online. What a load of crap. This is just Google’s attempt to take over all advertising media, or pretty much strong arm other companies into giving up their technology because Google sucks.

Why anyone would want to live, much less raise a baby in the well-documented dog poop factory that is the Osbourne Mansion, but Xtina is going for it.

What a life. Eat sleep poop and wait for fresh fish.