Fart.Go > News

According to worldnetdaily.com, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of Kalileefuhneeuh has signed into law a bill that will permit the establishment of co-ed toilets in California's public schools ( among other things ). Arnold, we always knew you had it in ye!

It’s possible that the world’s largest toilet paper prank is in the making, and though we few and proud at Retard Zone are known for pranks, this isn’t our doing[...]

Our econfetti poppers were a huge success–the months of saving toilet paper rolls totally paid off. You think I’m kidding. Sadly, I am not. I saved hundreds of toilet paper rolls. As did my bridesmaids and my parents. ...

I also learned that you can tell what an animal eats by looking at its scat – poop. Beavers don’t use their tails to build their dams, but to warn others ...

Overflowing toilets and the people who yell at them. Just when you thought toilet stories were passe, along came Iowa Senator Wide-Stance. And now this — The Times Tribune in Scranton reveals, “A West Scranton woman could face up to 90 ...

Second of all, I strongly recommend that you show this video to any child between the ages of 5 and 10 - the years I like to refer to as the Poop-is-Hilarious Golden Years - to achieve instant godlike status in your home as being the ...

You know, as in vacuum cleaner. Being a Stay at Home Dad, I have become very aware of Waste Not, Want Not when it comes to nourishing my four, soon to be 5 YO. Breakfast time is a great example of this is, mom asks what the hungry ...

I had a friend in my chemistry class who had a major brain fart, so rather than not answer, he wrote a short story about a bunny named Slap-happy. ...

A West Scranton woman could face up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $300 for allegedly shouting profanities at an overflowing toilet while inside her Luzerne Street home.Damn lavatory fixtures...

Ignoring me, she latched herself on, cocked her bum to the side and let out a ripper of a fart. Everybody giggled and some of the guarded tension left the ...

Kelly Nestruck: Booking tickets for Glengarry Glen Ross? The blogosphere offers advice on where to sit - and why not to use the loo.

One owner who slacked on her poop-scooping duty was beeped at by a queue of traffic in Castle Street. Among those who witnessed the deed was Inverness ...

The NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope has found out the true nature of a dwarf galaxy that astronomers had for a long time identified as one of the youngest galaxies in the Universe. Astronomers using the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope have made observations of the galaxy I Zwicky 18 which seem to indicate that it is in fact much older and much fart

This remember me when i was ten Ranked 1.92 / 5 | 91 views | No comments. Click here to watch the video Submitted By: CHRISS23 Tags: fart farting arm school teenager prank trick hunk joke teen fun funny How Tips.

We always knew he had it in him!Detective Club of Jersey City.

Jermain Taylor is probably one of the three or four best pure athletes in boxing, so let's just say that I more or less fart in the direction of that ...

Raising the bar. From South Park.

How moms just do things instinctively, not how I just stood there in shock and awe for both projectile vomiting issue #1 and leaky poopy-ness #2. She relayed how once she caught her daughter’s poop in her hand. What led to that, ...

When we're in the phone booth and I fart, that was a fart. That wasn't written in the script. We were waiting to do the shot and Barry Levinson had the ...

For a start, although all your thoughts are being transcribed, so is all the extraneous stuff, like blinking, remembering not to fart in the office, ...

(Say, that section of the Times you put on the ground under the wren to catch the poop ... wouldn't be Page A2, would it?) Several years ago in the middle ...

Don't poop!" the 8-year-old Geneva resident urged. "Go on to 16 and poop!" The Cow Chip Bingo game at Saturday's Autumn Fair in Peck Farm Park produced more ...

Her other option: eat dog poop. She cried herself to sleep. An older team member left in disgust. Their parents complained almost immediately to the coach. ...

Yikes. Well, I suppose we can analyze Daisuke's performance all day. His numbers (K's, BB's, H's) were a tad bit better then against the Angels, but these are the Indians, so it still translated into more runs (as predicted). ...

... at California State University-Fresno, said that if the creature existed, trackers would have found ‘‘Bigfoot poop’’ and other forensic evidence. ...