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What that means is the supervisors and county bigwigs get the big money and the rest of us have to wait for it to trickle down when they poop it out. ...

That wobbly, jowled old fart has been the household name in videogame football for more than a decade now, and for good reason. I don't know what direction ...

Children's Halloween costumes have gotten very "interesting". First off, there are too many skanky little girl costumes. WHAT are parents thinking if they ...

Now if I was promoting this book, I would have called it "The Handy Pocket Book of POOP AND SKULLS," but I'm not really known for subtlety. They actually do say "skulls" on the cover, but the poop part is referred to as "other signs. ...

The first thing my best friend said to me after wishing me happy birthday was "Oh my God Saira, you're an old fart!" so it is needless to say that I feel ...

Besides, well-stuffed bank accounts have a way of making type-casting fears fade away like a fart in the wind. Ahh yes. The "all actors are rich so who ...

What a load of fish poop!" "This opinion piece typifies the malignant, hard-core environmental NIMBYism that has cost California so dearly. ...

What did the maxi pad say to the fart? (click to show/hide)You are the wind beneath my wings.

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It's a silent but deadly source of greenhouse gases that contributes more to global warming than the entire world transportation sector, yet politicians almost never discuss it, and environmental lobbyists and other green activist groups seem unaware of its existence.

Shocked Grade 11 pupils watched as two girls allegedly helped a 19-year-old classmate deliver twins before attempting to flush the babies down the school toilet.

"But I have faith that she'll snap out of this soon and come up with a whole slew of crazy, hateful maxims, around which she can poop out her next ...

by John Falcetta (Analyst) 2 comments Filed Under: Media So Sting is the new TNA Champion? what exactly does this accomplish for the expanding company? ...

Here is my take on what is wrong with the envrioment for blogactionday.org

FOOB - Has anyone else noticed that the book widdle Wobin is holding in panel 4 seems to have a different cover than the one he’s discarded on the floor? SInce the large title is presumably the front, either there are two front covers, ...

With Halloween coming up many people consider this to be a cursed time of year. Teenagers preparing to toilet paper and egg houses, witches holding seances, and curious people using ouija boards, it is no wonder that October is viewed as a cursed time. While it is not actually a cursed time of year it is indeed a very interesting one.

If your life is in the toilet, your career has hit a stall, do as politicians do, there's a pill for each and all. If your restless feet are wandering, don't take it in the pants, do as big time Senators do, go wide and take a stance. (Don't miss the testimonials!)

This is a bear that can poop prime numbers. SERIOUSLY!!!

After a six-month legal battle, the plant food company made some enemies but gained a lot of support.

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for a full list of the 2008 Ignatz winners, please go here everyone who won was very deserving of it, except for the fact that Joe Sayers, who was nominated for best webcomic, didn’t win. Lame, doodes, lame. ...

Holy crap! Well, you'd think it was holy, as we've been fanatically collecting it in corn-based biodegradable bags that cost ten cents a pop. From the Chicago Tribune comes a better solution: bags in bulk from Nebraska's Brenmar Co. ...

Got a little bit of competition there, Nokia? We’d say so! Sony Ericsson, long know for pooping on us America consumers with non-850MHz phones has finally turned a corner. The Sony Ericsson K850i doesn’t just come quad-band — we’re talking tri-band UMTS/HSDPA action also! Such a glorious day. A 5 megapixel CyberShot camera graces the h[...]

...a toilet, one. Yeah, it turns urine into water too. Give me a couple thousand bucks and I could do the same.

A young woman’s small dog pooped in the train. Other passengers asked her to clean it up, but she told them to mind their own business. That’s when it moved over to cyberspace and became even uglier.