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Anyone who's dropped their cell phone into a pool or toilet or worse (yikes!) knows that gadgets + water = not cool.I've told you how to fix your submerged gadgets with rice (it totally works, BTW), but I have another piece of advice regarding the big, bad moisture monster.

Cheerleaders not included(Credit: CNET Networks)What do Roto-Rooter and the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have in common? The Pimped out Powder Room is a toilet that has every imaginable gadget from a Nintendo Wii gaming system to a built-in salon-style hair dryer and pedicure tub. Plus a fridge, laptop PC, iPod Touch with a wireless Bose sound dock.

When the Huckabee campaign stopped providing transportation for the traveling press, I was reassigned to cover McCain as an embedded photojournalist for CNN. When flying on Huckabee's plane (a dual-prop, 8-passenger commuter) I was forced to ride on the toilet seat…now I am flying on a luxury aircraft complete with leather seats.

Most every website that sells a colon cleansing product has at least one picture of spectacular (albeit gross) waste they promise to remove. I have been cleansing for over 25 years (read my story) and the only way I have found to remove old waste is by combining a liquids-only fast with several psyllium fiber drinks throughout the day.

The aspect of cleanliness and crowding while traveling by the Indian Railways mostly offers us a picture of a crowded train with un-hygienic ambience but that’s confined mostly till the sub-urban trains and also tends to include the unreserved 2nd class trains which operate on a long distance basis

Warning: Adult Content. Adult Material. Adult Language. The farting college women are at it again with another adventure. In this two part series.

This will make you ROTFL

Normally when I go to a store where everything costs one dollar, the only mystery I’m prepared for is how coarse and unpleasant toilet paper can be. A recent trip to a nearby Dollar Tree offered a more pronounced mystery in the form of so-called grab bags, which were strewn about a rack that taunted...

Sheryl Crow says Karl Rove is responsible for taking away her dignity after she was held up for ridicule for suggesting we all use a single sheet of toilet paper. Is there anything that man CAN'T do?

The Top Ten Reasons Men Don't Wash Their Hands After Using the Toilet.

But, back to McSweeneys.net. Bottom line, it’s hilarious. Not fart joke, BET Comic View haha…but more like Frasier heh heh. It’s high brow and it might not appeal to everyone.

oh man, this is hilarious! George Bush Toilet Scrubber sold on amazon.com. must see!

Hummers are bad for the environment, but do you know what else is? Cow farts. The good news? A couple of Japanese scientists seem to have stumbled upon a way to neutralize this problem.

Isaac Durojaye the Managing Director of Nigeria based DMT (Dignified Mobil Toilets) has been appointed to serve as Vice President for the World Toilet Association. The organization has primary goals of building and improving sanitation conditions world wide on a sustainable basis.

A construction worker in Vancouver, Canada got a wake up call as he entered a portable toilet on the job discovering a pipe bomb. Authorities discovered two such bombs and were able to remove them to a safe place where the bombs were detonated. Officials expressed concern about the incident and how far reaching their goals may have been.

A United Site Services driver was cited after losing a portable toilet off of his flat bed truck on Hwy 1-25 last week. The incident took place just North of Denver during the early morning commute. Some minor injuries were reported. Most of the collisions including one vehicle that rolled came about as motorist attempted to avoid hitting the unit.

Check out the testimonial section of this mail order feces directory. The poor FedEx guy who has this package sitting in his truck until the last stop has to be thrilled about this new kind of gag mail.

Eva Mendes once had a farting competition with Cameron Diaz. The 'We Own the Night' star traveled to Nepal with Cameron for an MTV show and confessed they stayed up in their hotel room breaking wind all night.

a guy poops in a college stall, all over the walls and floor and this site is dedicated to his work

Eighty-one-year-old retiree Leo Hill got a nagging feeling that every roll of TP he’s used since mid-2006 didn’t last as long as they used to. At the end of one month of investigating, Hill said his nine-roll average was 156.75 sheets for the rolls of Angel Soft that promised 198 on the package.

"A retiree's investigation into toilet-tissue short-sheeting puts quantity claims on the hot seat. The Post does its own probe..."

Norway’s Troll research station, in a mountainous region of Antarctica about 250 km (155 miles) from the sea, boasts what may be the best view in the world from an outdoor urinal

South Metro Fire evacuated a Lone Tree movie theater Sunday afternoon after [a few] moviegoers complained of a suspicious odor. Firefighters did not find anything and the moviegoers were allowed back inside. I've never pulled this off before, but someone is at home gloating tonight. His next challenge should be to try forcing a plane to land.

A few months ago, the Heinz corporation introduced personalized ketchup bottles, which will surely be remembered as one of the most ridiculous new product ideas in history, just behind Spray-On Toilet Paper and Burglar-Proof Ham....

The current market turbulence isn’t from just a freak event like the 1989 recession. It’s not the “irrational exuberance” of the Dot-Com bubble. It is rooted to the foundations of our economy. Something that if we react rationally to, we can resolve smoothly, and something that if we ignore will drag the country into the toilet.