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Today my wonderful partner informed me that we were down to two roles of toilet paper. She insisted that this was not a reason to panic, but we only had TWO roles of toilet paper left in the house. It would seem the that recently, ...

GAS I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk...

Here is a company e-mail I received today about at ongoing problem in which people are leaving unflushed turds in every toilet on the premise. Pictures are provided for evidence.

THE RAINCOATS. The Raincoats were founded in 1977 by Ana da Silva (vocals, guitars) and Gina Birch (vocals, bass) while they were students at the Hornsey College of Art in London, England. Often cited as an influence on the “Riot Grrrl” ...

*fart* That was a terrible episode. Can’t wait to watch next week.

This Switzerland public toilet was created by 38 year old architect artist Monica Bonvicini in December 2003 as an exhibit. This creation is a toilet that has a reflective glass. When seen from the outside it’s just a mirror and noboby ...

Along with driving cars, fixing things, farting, burping, grilling and playing sports; hand-jobs are just one of the many things men can do better than women.

A brand-new contemporary style house and lot along Abel Nosce St. inside BF Resort Village in Las Pinas perfect for a medium-sized family. This home has spacious living and dining areas, a kitchen with a bar, a master bedroom with a toilet and bath with a bathtub and two other bedrooms with a common bathroom. Being 2 and a half storeys high, it has

In New Zealand, a man punched a man twice in the toilet of a central Christchurch bar because he committed "a breach of urinal etiquette", a court was told today.Defence counsel Liz Bulger told the court: "This incident arose from what I understand to be urinal etiquette."

Dr. Michael D. Levitt, A.K.A Dr. Fart, answers questions about why we (men and women) have gas.

I used to love this site, it was a great place to come and check out new tech and geek news. Now, like everything else, its become a great big pile of Hollywood, fart joke, "that what SHE said", trash. Don't see what I mean? This guy has it down pretty solid....

The main question you may well ask before undertaking cat toilet training is whether it will be easy? The answer to that is if you have some time and a lot of patience, and the cat is properly litter box trained, then yes.

Moron, you're leaning over while you stand up. It's no different than you crazy sitters, we just don't have to stick our hand into a toilet to wipe ourselves.

Officials in Orange County, CA, will attend opening ceremonies today for the world's largest water-purification project, among the first "toilet-to-tap" systems in America. The Groundwater Replenishment System takes sewage water straight from bathrooms in California and - after a cleansing treatment - send it back into California homes.

The Intelligence Toilet system will measure urine sugar, blood pressure, body fat and weight on a daily basis.

Librarian hears a ghost flushing the toilet... next step? Exorcise that demon!

Top 20 Toilet Paper Designs

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Fart The Game. Fart on command with this hilarious board game! ... Fart Guy � Farting Frankie Teenager � Dad Farted Car Sign � Farting Gnome Door Greeter.

Daddy Troy is joined by Aruni Gunasegaram, President of Babblesoft.com as they review Babblesoft's web-based software which facilitates communication between caregivers. Track your baby's sleeping, feeding, diaper changes and medicines and trade information between parents, caregivers, nannies, babysitters, etc. Nice graphs.

Now girls, pay attention because this is a major turn on... NOT!

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2006 and Still sending in 2007 .Because of your kindness:- I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.- I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS

When my daughter was at her friend's house, she was told not to flush the toilet unless it was poop. I've never heard of such a thing but apparently it's pretty common.Do you flush?

A supplier's anger over unpaid bills forced judges and lawyers at a courthouse in the Belgian city of Bruges to bring their own toilet paper to work.

Funny, Funny Stuff.