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Sara:. You look like a '70s Ali MacGraw in the last photo!

Now let's say this person then accidentally stumbles across a gallery of celebrity-autographed toilet-seat appliqués — no, really! It's here on the This Old House site; I don't make this stuff up — being auctioned off on eBay next week ...

Thanks Bob, this out of touch old fart feels a little sheepish at his ignorance. I should probably learn about that stuff, the older I get, the more clipping into fixed pro sounds better and better (so does moving to a warmer clime)

From my friend Pres. A Canadian Brown Finch? My ski instructor (who is from Canada) told me that there...

joshMshep:. The title of this blog is the best-ever for Boundless. Kudos! : ]

The theory: the incredible complexity of life on Earth, the myriad of forms and forms and functions, owes its existence to poop.

Another culture-revealing promotion: a hearing aid that looks like a bluetooth earpiece (or "cell phone ear adapter"). Now you can enjoy the best of both worlds: a more youthful appearance and better hearing.

Titled “Why You Fart”, which concludes with the final line of “So, happy farting!” Wouter Thanks Wouter in a thousand or so words, you managed to explain that you need to avoid fruit after a meal, but eat fruit two hours before a meal ...

Chunks of ice that smashed through a Calgary woman's roof came from the lavatory of an airplane flying overhead, transportation investigators said Thursday.

A California firm called Valley Air Solutions has created seven large scale poop-to-methane facilities at dairy farms. They economically capture the methane ...

I just got a 5 week old chihuahua her mother was hit by a car wensday.I can hardly get her to eat or drink anything I have to force feed her. and she has only pooped once sence wensday is this normal? please help.

I had the flu yesterday, and when I reached that point where I just wanted to die (and woke up a little while later passed out on my bathroom floor), I knew I must be about to get better. It was the same with birthing each of one my ...

I just got a 5 week old chihuahua he mother was hit by a car. now I can barly get her to eat I have to force feed her and she has only pooped twice in 2 days is this normal please help.

... that the Bluetooth earpiece is presented as normal enough to be desirable over the hearing aid. I guess it's better to be a young douche than an old fart?

Apparently vandalism is so rampant in Finland that the Finnish government has introduced a new system: text messaging to unlock toilets. The rooms for showers and toilets are locked and can only be opened by texting the word "OPEN" to the phone number given on the door.

Apparently, intentional flatulence got a little out of hand at one middle school...

FART is an open-source Find And Replace Tool for the Windows command-line. It's much like a mash-up of grep and sed, and capable of easily converting text files from UNIX to Windows/DOS style newlines among other things. Via HacksZine. ...

Way back when I was first on my own, it never occurred to me that I could clean a toilet using something other than a chemically-laden toilet bowl cleaner, which was really the part I loathed. I would take a deep breath and hold it ...

Also in this episode: Black Doctor, Happier with Mouth Open, Fart Dinner and Blind Not Blind. Highlights from this episode include: Feeler Doctor, ...

I had one of Amy Sedaris’ cupcakes last night and it was honestly the best cupcake I’ve ever had in my entire life. You can get the recipe here.

At dinner, they all share secrets, and for some unknown reason, Jacki feels compelled to let us know she can fart on command. And then she demonstrates. ...

The name alone sounds disgusting. Then, to make matters worse, they came up with one of the worst visual explanations of the gum. It looks like the Dentyne has explosive diarrhea with little ice cubes in it. dentyne-poop-gum.jpg ...

"Why should we use drinking water for toilets?"… "It's not necessary for most cities to go to 'toilet-to-tap' programs," he insists...

The first time carrot poop made its grand entrance into the world Toby made a face like “Can we send this one back? It’s malfunctioning.” This happened recently. We were out at the Blackbird Parlor in Williamsburg having an early lunch. ...

Siren use must be kept to a minimum and no horses or other animals are permitted without poop patrol. That's a grand idea, if you ask me! ...