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Need to use the restroom while you are on a long drive in Finland? You better have a mobile phone on you!

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As most women's days revolve around nagging men, a man's day should revolve squarely around taking a bowel clearing, toilet punishing dump. It’s true, science has unequivocally proven that taking a huge poop daily has many benefits...

The school newsletter from a Maine middle school claims that kids who intentionally fart in class will get detention.

With all the bi-polar and multiple personality disorder rumors maybe the poop pop princess is just channeling the great comedian Carol Channing.

Humorous account of toilets and lavatories - both ancient and in space

try and hide your fart!

One man's personal story about coming to terms with how the body works, when you should poo, and what happens when it all comes crashing down in a silent classroom.

The Village Soup, is getting national attention for a simple news story about intentional flatulance.

HOSPITAL managers have been criticised after blood stained beds, dirty portable toilets and poor sterilisation procedures were discovered during an inspection. "If patients can see blood and dust then why can't staff?"

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I think it is incumbent upon us "old farts" who have seen war and all its horrors in our lifetime to work for peace. There are other ways to solve disputes than by killing anyone who disagrees with us. We have to urge our government to seek them out and use them.

With all the nanny state regulations and laws being created I thought I would share the story of a school which is banning a natural body function, farting.

Amazing that science is able to filter an ass-nuke before finding a cure for diseases.

You may re-post it in part or in full anywhere you want, including on rolls of toilet paper. You may broadcast it into space or read it to your cat. You may print it out and eat it.

Train your dog to poop in one area of the yard so the kids can have a poop-free area to play. No more gardening next to the poopy smell. Dad can grill the steaks without being surrounded by poop. Guests can get out of the car and walk into your house without stepping in the unpleasant surprise.

After the sacking of "The Chosen One" lots of people thought the campaign this season was going to go down the toilet however Chelsea qualified top of their group and made life a little easier on themselves by drawing Olympiakos for the next stage of the Champions League, but lets see how they got there.

There are serious gaps in my memories. The first memory I have is of being stung by a bee - memories that are painful seem to have a special ability to stick. I remember being toilet trained. I misunderstood part of the training, and for my entire life I have wiped my ass while standing up. As far as I know, I am the only person who does this...

Sementara di London, turis dan pengguna jalan bisa memakai SMS untuk menemukan toilet, orang2 yang melewati bagian barat Finlandia harus menggunakan SMS untuk membuka pintu WC umum(mungkin Indonesia perlukan teknologi ini juga). Asal usul ide ini ialah untuk mengurangin tindak vandalisme yang sering terjadi di WC umum di negara itu.

great site with some cool poop damage pictures

Text "open" to open the door. I wonder if it'll be smart enough to realize the lav is already occupied.

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Called the SMS Lock System, users must text “OPEN” to a number shown on the door of various toilets and shower rooms along Highway One in Paimio and Salo, near Turku, where the texting service began operating earlier this month.