Fart News for February 2008 »
- Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins Review - IGN
There's plenty of bawdy (and body) humor, as well as fart jokes, animal sex, and slapstick physical comedy. Unfortunately, these gags miss more often than ...
- My vote goes to formerly black, transgender candidate - The Herald
The good news, however, is that a very good friend of mine holds a senior position at the Washington Post newspaper - he's the assistant head toilet cleaner ...
- Inflation in India rises to 4.11 % due to hike in food prices - Indian Muslims
Toilet soaps, caustic soda, synthetic rubber, and truck and bus chassis became dearer in the week end. According to estimates by the private sector, ...
- The Time I Heard Ashley Olsen Rip One In Whole Foods Superma
Ashley Olsen rips a fart at whole foods market in hollywood. grossness
- NEW CAMPAIGN LAUNCHED TO TACKLE DOG MESS IN DUNMURRY - Lisburn Ulster Star
This month the Council is making 'poop scoop' bags available free of charge to local residents in Dunmurry. Bags will be available from the Community ...
- Somalia: The World's forgotten catastrophe - Independent
Nowhere to go to the toilet and nowhere to get shelter for the night. Hussein is seriously malnourished and is now being treated at a local clinic run by ...
- Japan: Way out east - the full story - Telegraph.co.uk
It might seem a little weird to extol the virtues of a toilet, an object generally considered at its best in the West when it requires neither discussion ...
- Japan: way out east - Telegraph.co.uk
The most northern building in Japan, wedged between the car-park and the sea, turns out to be a public toilet. Among the many things I failed to think ...
- Attila the Hun and his hordes swarms over the BBC - Times Online
Some dirty SON OF A SEA-BITCH has spilt some OMNISEXUAL FLUIDITY on my POOP, and if it's not SWABBED OFF BY SUN-DOWN, I'LL RENDER HIS BODY-FAT DOWN INTO ...
- Sky's the limit - Scotsman
... Rooney and his fiancée Coleen McLoughlin – is compact but luxurious, comfortably seating six, with a toilet, tables and cream leather reclining seats. ...
- Web activist offers to mail manure to candidates - Atlanta Journal Constitution
... as long as it is properly sealed and does not cause any danger to the postal worker," said Cooper, who insists his poop packages are vacuum sealed and ...
- The lovely bones - Scotsman
The numbers I'm UR Future X-Wife, Kissing the Wrong Boots and Don't Fart On My Heart, meanwhile, are all deeply sexy electronic love songs which paint the ...
- My six years of hell: John McCain recalls life a prisoner of war ... - Daily Mail
Norris, a gentle, uncomplaining guy, cleaned me up, fed me, helped me onto the bucket that served as our toilet and massaged my leg. ...
- Kimberly-Clark Everett fined $235000 for smoke at Everett mill - Bellingham Herald
Kimberly-Clark, based in Irving, Texas, has about 850 employees in Everett and produces about a million rolls of toilet tissue and other paper products a ...
- A numbers game, replete with shame - The Phanatic
In a year where it seems that the general American population is finally awaking from a seven-year brain fart and acknowledging the need – as grossly ...
- Shooting geese, naming rights for urinals and other council fun - Kansas City Star
Curls got in on the Aggie fun when she raised a concern about "goose poop" in the area around Brush Creek. Park officials said they were considering renting ...
- Blunt Addresses Annual CPAC Meeting - PR Newswire (press release)
... in the country - at any of their stores at this minute, they know if a roll of paper towels just left - or if a roll of toilet tissue just left. ...
- ‘No More Heroes’ revels in its own ridiculousness - UM Maneater
For example, bathrooms serve as save points, and players literally watch Travis take a dump while toilet paper covers up his family jewels. ...
- Q&A: Peter "Ralphie from 'A Christmas Story'" Billingsley - San Francisco Chronicle
The Poop: Do you get tired people calling you "Ralphie" and making Ovaltine jokes? Peter Billingsley: No, it's nice. I mean look, you can be famous nowadays ...
- No toilet paper leads to sticky situation in Fiji
Indian curry is off the menu for many Fijian civil servants in the city of Suva after all the toilets ran out of paper. The situation has been brewing for some time but the real cause has only just started to leak out. ...
- Report: Koreatown PoPo Cracking Down on Pedestrians - Curbed
Like pigeons and dog poop. An irate Koreatown resident and public transit rider writes in that the police are cracking down on walkers who cross the street ...
- Fallin roasts old fart Inhofe
Rep. Mary Fallin tells it like it is in a Bricktown GOP pep rally video via Oklahoma Political News Service. “We are all here tonight to help Senator Inhofe kick-off his re-election to the United States Senate and send back our senior ...
- Toilet HELL
I still can't unclog the freaking toilet! I've been snaking and snaking and the mothereffing snake whips out of the bowl and flings disease-ridden water all over me and then I was elbows-up in the water (to put it nicely) trying to cram ...
- General - RE: Call me a boring old fart-----BUT!
from one boring old fart to another,.......... HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ..... anywebcam, webcam, chat, community.
- Comedian Michael McIntyre, 31, would swim to get fit – if he could ... - Times Online
Well she would warn you when she started: “An unfortunate byproduct of this is that you will fart.” Then she’d touch you and you’d do a big one. ...
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