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Dutch Oven »

A Dutch Oven is a farting technique requiring a bed and blanket(s) as well as a partner to share with, preferably a spouse. Obviously you'll have to be comfortable (or self-destructive) enough to release gas in front of this person. This stinky method can be performed in various ways, but the basic premise is you let a fart loose while tangled up in the blankets with your target. They're then forced to inhale your baked air and at the same time unable to make a quick escape.

There's two simple variations I can think of, but both involve letting out a fart silently. On the one hand you can pull the blanket over their head to try to marinate them in it. Another, and I think funnier, way of doing it is to just raise up the blankets and let them down again to create a "billows" effect (you can pretend you're just getting more comfortable). The hot, stinky air will be forced out from under the blankets and up into their face.

Try not to laugh until after they yelp, otherwise they might catch on and get out early.

also called a 'covered wagon'

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