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Here's a list of different types of dumps you may have experienced, been told about, or simply want to be prepared for. If poop is more gross than funny then perhaps you'll want to skip this. Now in order to make these poopie points more amusing I've used a couple of techniques I like to call double and triple translating which make these items even more giggle-worthy.

Ghost Poop:

  • Ghost Poop: The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there's no poop in the toilet.
  • The Poop Ghost: The class where you feel poop to leave, but is no there poop in the dressing table.
  • Phantom Poop: The class where you consign the poop to leave, but there it is any poop in the hairdresser.
Clean Poop:
  • Clean Poop: The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
  • Clean Poop: The class where you poop towards outside, considers it in the dressing table, but there is nothing in the dressing table paper.
  • Clean Poop: The class where you poop the worms outside, consider it in the hairdresser, but there is nothing in the role toilet.
Wet Poop:
  • Wet Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't have to ruin them with a nasty stain.
  • Wet Poop: The class where clean you its end 50 times and still feels unwiped, so you must put a little dressing table paper between your end and its underclothes so you will not have to ruin them with a repugnant spot.
  • Wet Poop: The class where you clean his end 50 times and is still consigned unwiped, therefore you were to put a little role of toilet between its end and its interior clothing thus you were not to ruin them with a feeling reluctant spot.
Second Wave Poop:
  • Second Wave Poop: This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poop some more.
  • The Poop Wave Secondly: This happens when you are pooping done and you have thrown of your trousers until your knees and you make that you have poop greater.
  • The Poop Wave Secondly: This arrives when you will be the fact pooping and you threw his trousers to his knees and you carry out that you have that poop larger.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop:
  • Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop: The kind where your strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
  • To do explode-One-Vein-In-His-In front-pop-To-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop: The class where your tension as much to obtain it towards outside, you have practically a movement.
  • To make stellar-One-Vein-In-Know-front-pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop: The class where its tension to obtain it so much towards outside, you have practically a movement.
Lincoln Log Poop:
  • Lincoln Log Poop: The kind of poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush it without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
  • The Registry De Lincoln Poop: The class of poop that is so enormous you are scared to clean it with a water spurt without first breaking it in small pieces with the brush of the dressing table.
  • The Register of Lincoln Poop: The class of poop which is thus enormous you be alarmed to clean it with a water jet without initially breaking it in small pieces with the cepillo of the hairdresser.
Gassy Poop:
  • Gassy Poop: It's so noisy that everyone within earshot is laughing.
  • Gaseous Poop: He is so noisy that each one within reach of the ear is laughing.
  • Gas Poop: It is so noisy that each one with the range of hearing laughs.
Drinker Poop:
  • Drinker Poop: The kind of poop you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
  • The Poop Drinker: The class of poop has the morning to him after one night long to drink. It is most of the sensible characteristic is the marks of the slide at heart of the dressing table.
  • The Poop Drinker: The class of poop of him has the morning after a long night to drink. The marks of the slip in the funds of the hairdresser is the majority of the significant characteristic is.
Corn Poop:
  • Corn Poop: Self-Explanatory.
  • The Poop Maize: One Mismo-Explicativo.
  • The Poop Corn: Even explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poop:
  • Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poop: The kind where you want to poop but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
  • Gee-I-Wish-I-Power-Poop-Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop-Poop: The class where you wish poop only everything what you do it you are feels like in the dressing table and fart some times.
  • Gee-Yo-Desear-Yo-Poder-Poop-gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop-Poop: The class where you wish poop only all that do it to you be is consigned in the hairdresser and the wax some times.
Spinal Tap Poop:
  • Spinal Tap Poop: That's where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
  • The Spinal Tap Poop: Here it is where it so seriously hurts to come outside you you would swear that it left him oblique.
  • Spinal Poop: It is here where pity so much seriously to come out of you would swear that she left oblique.
Wet Cheeks Poop:
  • Wet Cheeks Poop: (Power Dump) The kind that comes out so fast your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
  • The Wet Cheeks Poop: (energy unloading) the class outside which it comes so uninformed their cheeks of the end obtain splashed with water.
  • The Wet Cheeks Poop: (discharge of energy) the class out from which it thus comes ayuna its cheeks from the end obtains powdered with water.
Liquid Poop:
  • Liquid Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of you butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
  • The Poop Liquid: The class where the liquid launchings of yellowish brown color outside you join and sprinkle all on the bowl of source of the dressing table.
  • Liquid Poop: The class where liquid launchings of yellowish color chestnut out of you join and powder all on the bowl with source with the hairdresser.
Mexican Poop:
  • Mexican Poop: It smells so bad your nose burns.
  • The Mexican Poop: It smells so bad his burns of the nose.
  • Mexican Poop: It thus smells bad its will quemaduras nose.
Upper-Class Poop:
  • Upper-Class Poop: The kind of poop that doesn't smell.
  • Superior-Clase Poop: The class of poop that does not smell.
  • Superior the Poop Class: The class of poop which it does not feel.
The Surprise Poop:
  • The Surprise Poop: You're not even at the toilet because you're sure you're about to fart, but oops!!......A poop!
  • The Poop Surprise: You are not uniform in the dressing table because you are safe that you are around to fart, but oops!!. To poop!
  • The Poop Surprise: You are not uniform in the hairdresser because you are sure that you are Al wax around, but the oops!!.
The Dangling Poop:
  • The Dangling Poop: This poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know your are done pooping it. You just pray that wiggling will cut it lose.
  • Dangler Poop: This poop rejects to fall in the dressing table although you know that his they are done pooping. You as soon as you request that wagging cut loses it.
  • With poop! To hang Poop: This poop rejects to fall into the hairdresser although you know that its are returned pooping it. You as soon as you requests that the menear it cut lose.

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