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If you have youngish children, here's the "sleeping gas" technique to help them quickly achieve some shut-eye (and keep them in bed). This isn't complicated at all, but it's something you'll want to prepare for. After tucking your kids into bed and just before you turn off the light and leave, let one loose. It should be stinky enough to smell from their beds and they should realize it before you close the door. However, it should also be powerful enough that they will be helpless to do anything except pass out so you'll want to prepare this ahead of time with some rich foods, but try not to let on that you're building for it either or it will ruin the surprise. If you're adept at SBD's, then you can let a slow and silent fart out while walking towards the door/light switch ... this will give them time to yell/laugh before you even leave and they're overtaken. It's always good to have confirmation of your achievements.

Thanks goes to Chris for this submission!

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