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Adult Swim presents a huge flash-based fart board based on their show Assy McGee. For the uninitiated this show is about a cop butt; that is, a police officer that is an ass.


Here's all the various items this soundboard lists ...

Gassy Assy

Fighting Corruption Fart
Fart of Simmering Rage
This Fart Has Had Enough
2 a.m. Fart of Loneliness
"The wonton soup is good here." Fart
"Blah blah blah, Chief." Fart
This Fart Has a Hunch
The Gatling Fart
"Good Cop" Interrogation Fart
"Bad Cop" Interrogation Fart
Fart of Somberness
Shrug It Off Fart
Taunting Fart
Getting Chewed Out By The Chief Fart
"Cuff This Turkey, Sanchez." Fart
Litany of Complaints Fart
"There's a sniper in that window!" Fart
"You can say that again, Sanchez!" Fart
Double-Fisted Fart
"There's another sniper on the roof" Fart
"Eff you, Chief!" Fart
"Something isn't right." Fart
Fart of Affection
"This whole case stinks." Fart
"If you say so." Fart
Found a Clue Fart
Fart of Resignation
"Get down! We're taking fire!" Fart
Shot in the Gut Fart

The Chief

Dammit Assy! What the hell...
Assy, you ruined the parade.
How'm I going to explain this?
You are officially suspended.
Don't push me Assy.
Assy, hold your fire, dammit!
We had one dead girl.

The Mayor

That'd be one big toilet.
You gotta keep it fresh.
You been to that Korean place?

AssyLines

Take it easy Chief.
I don't like the looks of this.
I need a shower and a drink.
Did you kill the hooker?
Police officers!
Now's a good time to start talkin'
Don't think, just drive.
Well, well, well.
Don't make me hit send.

sweet ass sounds