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Here's an "okay" fart soundboard which looks like a keyboard and each letter is set to a specific fart. I think the Ultimate Fart Soundboard is way better, but this will work if you're sick of that one and want some fresh farts.

  • 1: low rumble with hello
  • 2: something is wrong here
  • 3: ha ha ha (jabba?)
  • 4: the classic
  • 5: gieger counter
  • 6: donald duck
  • 7: ass song
  • 8: trumpet
  • 9: zrrrt!
  • 0: moist
  • Q: the question
  • W: wingnight stinker
  • E: exit not entrance
  • R: racecar
  • T: teeter-totter
  • Y: yeeeeeesss!
  • U: uberstinker
  • I: i stand alone
  • O: oink
  • P: pretty
  • A: a bomb
  • S: sloppy
  • D: dot
  • F: fanfare
  • G: gurgle
  • H: harley
  • J: juicy
  • K: the keeper
  • L: leg lift
  • Z: zoinks
  • X: x-treme
  • C: creaking door
  • V: virus
  • B: the big bang
  • N: needle scratch
  • M: musical
  • [SPACE]: merry melody

By Nathan Beall, 2002.


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