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Here's an "okay" fart soundboard which looks like a keyboard and each letter is set to a specific fart. I think the Ultimate Fart Soundboard is way better, but this will work if you're sick of that one and want some fresh farts.
By Nathan Beall, 2002.
- 1: low rumble with hello
- 2: something is wrong here
- 3: ha ha ha (jabba?)
- 4: the classic
- 5: gieger counter
- 6: donald duck
- 7: ass song
- 8: trumpet
- 9: zrrrt!
- 0: moist
- Q: the question
- W: wingnight stinker
- E: exit not entrance
- R: racecar
- T: teeter-totter
- Y: yeeeeeesss!
- U: uberstinker
- I: i stand alone
- O: oink
- P: pretty
- A: a bomb
- S: sloppy
- D: dot
- F: fanfare
- G: gurgle
- H: harley
- J: juicy
- K: the keeper
- L: leg lift
- Z: zoinks
- X: x-treme
- C: creaking door
- V: virus
- B: the big bang
- N: needle scratch
- M: musical
- [SPACE]: merry melody
By Nathan Beall, 2002.
speak and smell