Frankie Sandford Fart Lullaby? »
No, this isn't a video of Frankie Sandford farting. It is, however, one of her British band The Saturday's singing Silent Fart, a parody of Silent Night. I think it's destined to become just as classic ...
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Lyrics:
Silent fart, smelly fart
From your bum, from your heart.
No one heard it, but everyone knew
That the smell of poo poo was coming from you
You shouldn't have eaten those beans
You shouldn't have eaten those beans
Silent fart, smelly fart
Drifting out of your lower part
Brussel sprouts, cabbage and peas
Are to blame for your smelly breeze
A bottom burp has been born
A bottom burp has been born
Silent fart, smelly fart
Some would say it's a work of art
The eggy smell is coming from you
Let's just hope you don't follow through
There's a present inside your pants
There's a present inside your pants
Merry Christmas (2008), indeed! Children's television gets all the cool shows. This was apparently from Ross Lee's Ghoulies.
she who smelt it dealt it