Laser Fart »
Everyone gets super powers from radiation and here is a guy who eats a burrito cooked in a busted microwave causing him to gain laser fart capabilities and forces him to learn how to be responsible with this great new power. Created by Dan Harmon, music by Doug Harmon.
Laser Fart
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Transcription ...
LASER
FART
by Dan Harmon
music by Doug Harmon
Please contact "United Talent" to option rights
Anchor: "In the news tonight a serial rapist murderer continues to stalk Los Angeles. So, you should be careful because he rapes you and then murders you. Um ..."
*microwave beeps*
Dawn: "Oh, dear, wait. The microwave's been acting up lately. The electrician said that, uh, eating out of it would be irresponsible"
Dan: "You give me the choice between responsibility and a bean burrito, I'll take the burrito every time."
Heh heh.
Dan: "Hey Jeff, did you file that Clemmens report?"
Jeff: "Yeah I did, I also file a *fart* report"
Dan: "I hope you filed it in the, uh, *laser fart* - what the hell!?"
Jeff: "You just farted a laser!"
Dan: "The burrito. I ate a bean burrito out of a malfunctioning microwave, it'sprobably just a one-time thing."
Jeff: "No no, try farting again."
*another laser fart*
Dan: "Don't tell anyone about this."
Jeff: "Dan, you're like a super hero!"
Dan: "Knock it off Jeff!"
Jeff: "No Dan, I'm serious! You've been given a gift and you have to take responsibility for it."
Dan: "I don't have to take responsibility for anything - ever!"
*dan storms off*
Dan: "Honey, you're not gonna believe what happened t-"
*woman dead on ground with pants unzipped*
Murderer: "Ehehehnyaahh!!" (runs off)
*dan eats a can of kidney beans and then laser farts his way down the street into the murderer, knocking him down*
Murderer: "Don't don't! Let the cops handle this! It's not your responsibility!"
Dan: "From now on, everything is!"
*fart lasers the guy's head off*
Dan (voice-over): "From now on, I will be responsible. From now on, I will use these lasers that come out of my butt to protect the innocent and punish the guilty. From now on, I am ... laser fart."
Stars:
Dawn Cody
Dan Harmon
Jeff B. Davis
Rob Schrab
based on
"Hero with a Thousand Faces"
by Joseph Campbell
TV rights available
contact UTA
ask for JAY GASSNER
© 2004
Dan Harmon
it burns